Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty at the Office, But Aren't

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  1. I need you to whip it out by 5!
  2. Mind if I use your laptop?
  3. Put it in my box before I leave.
  4. If I have to lick one more, I’ll gag!
  5. I want it on my desk NOW!
  6. Hmm… I think it’s out of fluid.
  7. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
  8. It’s an entry-level position.
  9. When do you think you’ll be getting off today?
  10. It’s not fair… I do all the work while he just sits back!
 
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